Yes, I would love nothing more. How about a self-portrait? Even better, let me surprise you. Let's chat and I'll hook you up.
Yes. (Starving artist, I get it.) I would say a fair starting price for a special thing is $200. Just for you.
I made these for my own house and they are indeed badass. If you'd like one or a pair they will look a bit different because NATURE. If you'd like to buy these specifically we can still chat. The legs are from Ikea, yet there are other options out there, to meet your discerning tastes.
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